Missy: "Could you please print off these 2 recipies and bring them home"

Chris: "Sure, happy to"

Chris: "Oh wait...someone is printing 3000 (not exagerating) pages of emails and support incidents. I guess after I refill the tray, twice, so that this crap will finish printing maybe I can schedule some printer time today."

I wonder if I could get this stopped if I called the EPA?